Wednesday, April 06, 2005

Pope Alert - Life of Future Pope Saved

Jimmy Carter has been left off the list of American dignitaries who will attend the Pope's funeral. Some may say that this is unfair, a snub or some such thing, but I think its really quite understandable. After all, when going to an event with over a hundred people that may be Pope in the next week or so, its just good manners not to bring along America's Personal Pontifical Angel Of Death. I mean, if you wouldn't bring Michael Jackson to a baby shower, then you shouldn't bring Jimmy Carter to the Pope's funeral.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

According to Drudgereport.com, the Great Satan, Jimmy Carter, was told that no former presidents would be going. Uh oh, looks like someone has some 'splaining to do!

-C

5:50 PM  
Blogger BertramWooster said...

maybe they can get Al Gore and Dan Quail on the trip and really make Jimmy feel rejected.

6:14 PM  

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