POPE ALERT

The pope is out of the hospital and back kicking it in the Vatican in time for the weekend.
Now, some have questioned whether the Pope was really sick or if this whole thing was just an elaborate scheme to get him to the hospital where they could monitor his diet and get him to drop the 7 pounds he needed to lose in order to wrestle middle weight in this Saturdays State Championship. I'll admit that it looks suspicious, but he's the frickin Pope, so I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt.