Pope Alert - Trist!!!!!

Devin for Pope Dotcom Exclusive!!!!! Must Credit Devin for Pope Dotcom!!!!

I have it from several sources that our current Pope, Benedict XVI for those of you keeping score, had an illicit affair with Julia Louis-Dreyfus (Seinfeld's "Elaine") from 1992-1994. Apparently there are some embarrassing pictures of the two on a topless beach (and Benny is in a speedo, yuck!!!) on the southern coast of Spain. While there are no reports of any love children, I have it on good authority that they may very well have gotten a puppy while together....no one knows what happened to that puppy.


Look for this story to pop up in the Main Stream Media in the next few days (get ready for a Media frenzy!!!)