Pope FAQ: Look whose back

Q: Oh look who decided to come back...

A: Hey there.

Q: Don't "hey there" me. You've been away for months! What, were you "workin' on your Night Moves" again?

A: No, no, this time I have a good excuse.

Q: Well...let's hear it.

A: I was in London.

Q: What were you doing in London?

A: I was trying to get a meeting with the Archbishop of Canterbury. Wanted to talk to him about maybe ending the scism between the Anglican and Roman Catholic Churches.

Q: Wow, that's awfully noble of you. What brought this on?

A: Well I was watching an old episode of Vultron on Youtube...

Q: oh lord...

A: I thought maybe we could bring a bunch of the different Christian churches back together, and they could be like the lions in Vultron. And if any giant space monsters or, ya know, the Antichrist ever showed up, we could all come together and form a giant Christian battle robot to fight it.

Q: ooooooookay......how did it go?

A: Not well, we couldn't decide who got to form the head. The legs were easy, Coptics and Ethiopian Orthodox, but we couldn't agree on where the Anglicans, Catholics and Greek Orthodox would go...which really sucks...I totaly wanted to get to shout "Form Blazing Crozier!" at some point....