Pope FAQ - Favorite Saint
Q: So its All Saints' Day, who is your favorite saint?
A: Vlad the Impaler.
Q: umm...I don't think he was a saint.
A: Oh, saint. You said saint. Sorry, I thought you said "Who is your favorite 15th century Balkan prince, famous for brutally slaughtering his enemies, both military and political, by placing then atop long pikes and later recreated in a late 19th century Gothic novel as a terrifying, yet seductive, undead creature of the night that requires the blood of the living to survice?" My bad.
Q: OooooKay, guess you misheard me....well, who is your favorite saint, then?
A: I don't know, Patrick?
A: Vlad the Impaler.
Q: umm...I don't think he was a saint.
A: Oh, saint. You said saint. Sorry, I thought you said "Who is your favorite 15th century Balkan prince, famous for brutally slaughtering his enemies, both military and political, by placing then atop long pikes and later recreated in a late 19th century Gothic novel as a terrifying, yet seductive, undead creature of the night that requires the blood of the living to survice?" My bad.
Q: OooooKay, guess you misheard me....well, who is your favorite saint, then?
A: I don't know, Patrick?
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