Pope UnFAQ: Chickens

Q: Do you think chickens go to heaven?

Q: and do you think they'll be mad at us?

A: ...

Q: I mean, its heaven so you'd think they'd be happy, but we kill an awful lot of them...

Q: keep them in cages...

Q: steal their eggs...

Q: they've got a legitimate gripe...

Q: Quite frankly I'm a little worried.

Q: I mean, for all we know Colonel Sanders is being tormented by millions of angelic chickens right now.