Pope FAQ: St. Patrick's Day
Q: Who decided to put St. Patrick's Day on a friday this year and what do they have against my liver?
A: Well I guess, ultimately, it was Gregory the XIII, who I'm pretty sure still thinks that his girlfriend was cheating on him with your liver
A: Well I guess, ultimately, it was Gregory the XIII, who I'm pretty sure still thinks that his girlfriend was cheating on him with your liver