Friday, April 08, 2005

Pope Alert - Pope Considered Resigning

Foxnews.com is reporting that the Pope considered the possibility of resigning in 2000. Apparently the Pope came under fire from several Cardinals and a vocal minority of shareholders when the Apocalypse failed to occur as scheduled on January 1, 2000. The Pope, however, held onto power when it was revealed that Anderson Consulting had over-reported years in the Reign of Christ in order to push up baptism numbers when they audited Church history for the Julian/Gregorian turnover in 1582.

1 Comments:

Blogger BertramWooster said...

And somehow its always the laity that gets screwed. (get it, laity, screwed...hehehe)

11:57 AM  

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