Papal Bling

Is it me, or should the Pope really be rocking more bling? I mean he's the head of the largest religious denomination in the world, the world's largest landowner, has got his own damn city filled up with some of the most precious and beautiful art in the world, but no bling, none, nada.

The only thing he ever wears is a big gold cross, which is so 80's (memo to Pope, the Mr T. Look is out).

Now I'm not saying the Pope should go overboard, with big diamonds in his ears and all sorts of platinum hanging around his neck. No, I think the Pope should just go for one big, signature piece like Nelly's #1 necklace. I'm thinking he should go for a big platinum necklace with a "J" and a "P" made out of diamonds and intertwined like the "NY" on a Yankees cap. This design would not only provide the Pope with subtle yet power bling, but via the intertwined letters it also would give a shout out to the Chi Rho of first century Christians.