Build a bridge out of him
So, the Pope likes cats. And not just any ordinary cats, no, he likes cats that hang out in an "old cemetery". And not only does he like cemetary cats, but in the past the cats have seemed like they "knew him and loved him". In fact, the Pope and cats like each other so much that he has been in the habit of "talking to them, for quite a long time".
Now, I'm not one to jump to conclusions, I like to get all the facts before making up my mind on something but..... THE POPE IS A WITCH!!BURN HIM!!
Now, I'm not one to jump to conclusions, I like to get all the facts before making up my mind on something but..... THE POPE IS A WITCH!!BURN HIM!!
posted by BertramWooster at 12:35 PM
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I saw the article that describes his love of the felines. It also goes on to say that many from his old 'hood say that the human side of God's Rotweiller is being ignored- he just can't resist Christmas Cookies, his favourite food is Weisswurst (whatever the hell that is) and he dreamed of retiring from the hectic life at the Vatican.
Perhaps we've misjudged him. Perhaps the defender of Church dogma ain't such bad guy. He likes kitties and cookies and tending his garden and hiking.....
Right. And by that logic, Hilter wasn't such a monster because he had a pooch and a girlfriend. Should I bring marshmallows or hot dogs to the burning?
-C
I say marshmellows, then we can make smores...nothing like a good old fashion Pope-witch burning and some smores...mmmm smores
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