The AntiBunny
It seems as if one of my readers is questioning whether or not Jimmy Carter's true nature is actually that of the Antichrist. This reader has doubt because "I'm not sure I believe the AntiChrist would be afraid of rabbits." To this reader I say: Please refer back to your Bible. Specifically please open to the Book of Tobit 5:12-17
"And the Beast shall hold dominion over half the world and force his lies on its peoples. Yet, even in these darkest of times the Lord is loving and forgiving. The Lord shall send from on high his rabbit, swimming into the very swamps of the Beasts lair, to offer the Lord's forgiveness. The Beast, though, flush with arrogance from his conquests shall reject the swimming bunny of the Lord: lashing out and attacking it with an oar. But Lo, for pride cometh before destruction and the Beast shall soon after be soundly defeated in the next general election by the Archangel Ronald."
"And the Beast shall hold dominion over half the world and force his lies on its peoples. Yet, even in these darkest of times the Lord is loving and forgiving. The Lord shall send from on high his rabbit, swimming into the very swamps of the Beasts lair, to offer the Lord's forgiveness. The Beast, though, flush with arrogance from his conquests shall reject the swimming bunny of the Lord: lashing out and attacking it with an oar. But Lo, for pride cometh before destruction and the Beast shall soon after be soundly defeated in the next general election by the Archangel Ronald."
posted by BertramWooster at 4:34 PM
1 Comments:
Well, the pictures of Jimmy and the Rabbit/Bunny are hazy, so all we have to go on are his descriptions. And, as he is the Prince of Lies, I think we can assumse that since he said it was a rabbit, it must have been a bunny
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