Why I'm glad Jesus wasn't a smurf:

"Smurf ye after me, and I will make you smurfers of men"

"Smurf this temple, and in three days I will Smurf it up."

"The Smurfdom of Heaven is like a hidden treasure in the field, which a smurf smurfed, and smurfed. In his joy, he smurfs and smurfs all that he has, and smurfs that field"

"Smurfed are the meek: for they shall Smurf the earth."

"Smurfed are they that smurf: for they shall be Smurfed."

"He who Smurfs by the Smurf shall Smurf by the Smurf."