Why I'm equally glad Moses was not a Smurf

I am the Lord thy God. Thou shalt not smurf strange gods before me.

Thou shalt not smurf the name of the Lord thy God in vain

Remember thou smurf the Sabbath Day.

Smurf thy Father and thy Mother

Thou shalt not smurf.

Thou shalt not smurf smurfery.

Thou shalt not smurf.

Thou shalt not smurf false witness against thy neighbor.

Thou shalt not smurf thy neighbour's wife.

Thou shalt not smurf thy neighbour's goods.