How much would it suck
If you tried with all your might to become the next Johnny Cash, and you ended up as the next Willie Nelson?
posted by BertramWooster at 2:02 PM
Saturday, June 04, 2005
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2 Comments:
Well, Willie does smoke a lot of pot and got to ride around in the General Lee, so it can't be all bad.
Maybe Willie could be replaced in this "How Much Would It Suck..." question by Billie Ray Cyrus or that dude that played in Central Park a few years ago (his name escapes me right now but he wore a cowboy hat, really tight jeans and a headseat microphone).
I'm not saying it would be bad to Willie Nelson, just that it not nearly as cool as Mr. Cash (its like if you trained your whole life to win a gold medal at the olympics and ended up winning a gold medal, just as the PanAm Games...not really the same thing, is it.)
Also, if you try to be the next Johnny Cash and end up as Billie Ray Cyrus you've missed the mark worse than a Bobra foot-soldier and should probably see a doctor...maybe get your eyes checked, or you kidneys or something...
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