A note to everyone else that lives in New York City
You know what we don't do enough of as a city: make world record-settingly large items of food. I mean, "The Big Apple" is a pretty good start, but how much cooler would it be it it was: "New York: home of the World's largest plate of rice pilaf" - - or "New York: be sure to check out our 15-story Candy Corn in Union Square"?
Therefore, as means of getting this idea rolling, I am suggesting that we all, and by "we all" I mean entire population of New York, meet up in Central Park this Saturday, right by the Hans Christian Anderson with a baby duck statue, and make a monumentally large haggis. What do you say? I think it'll be fun. Maybe I'll bring a frisbee or something, too, so we have something to do while the haggis is cooking.
Therefore, as means of getting this idea rolling, I am suggesting that we all, and by "we all" I mean entire population of New York, meet up in Central Park this Saturday, right by the Hans Christian Anderson with a baby duck statue, and make a monumentally large haggis. What do you say? I think it'll be fun. Maybe I'll bring a frisbee or something, too, so we have something to do while the haggis is cooking.
posted by BertramWooster at 12:10 PM
6 Comments:
Frisbees and haggis just don't go together,
Ok, I guess I can bring a caber and we can toss that around instead
Are kilts mandatory? Will there be cans of McEwans ale with the scantily clad lasses emblazoned on them?
Kilts are not mandatory, but are encouraged. Scantily clad lasses are mandatory, be they on cans of McEwans or not.
If it weren't for the fact I live in Chicago, "the Dirtiest City in America" according to the fine people at Reader's Digest, I would definitely be there....but one thing does puzzle me, oh wise anti-pope-
what does Hans Christian Andersen and his baby duck have to do with haggis, kilts, and scantily clad lasses, let alone tossing cabers?
-C
nothing really, but if the IRS asks I would say that his middle name makes this an official work-related activity for an Antipope and therefore a tax write-off. Plus, baby ducks are cute.
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