What is the world coming to? UPDATED again!

First we get this Ward Churchill boob teaching anti-Americanism in Colorodo, then we get Trot Nixon trying to define what a Yankee is ---

So what's next? what's next?!?! Where can things possibly go from here? Well I'll tell you where: Satanism being taught at the Vatican! Jesus must be rolling over in His gra---oh, He's not in there anymore. Well, I bet He's like doing jumping-jacks in heaven or something.

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UPDATE : 12:19 p.m.

Umm, apparently I should have read that article before posting. They are teaching Satanism in order to teach priests how to deal with and defeat it, so I guess Jesus is probably resting comfortably in his heavenly recliner or maybe out bowling with some of His friends.

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UPDATE II : 12: 25

Umm, aparently I should have read the whole article before updating. It turns out that much of the teaching in the course is based on the Pope's update to the 1614 guidelines for dealing with demons and the like. Unfortunately, the Pope's new guidelines, released in 1999, rely heavily on the use of the special powers of a particular Southern Californiaa high school girl and her wiccan friend, so I'm not exactly sure how effective this is going to be - Jesus is most likely playing Jai Lai.