Pope Alert - Spying on the Conclave

In preparation for the Conclave, the Vatican has been forced to take extreme precautions to prevent spying. The would be spies aren't trying to get info on who the next Pope may be, as the Conclave will tell us that at some point, but instead are interested in internal debates about things like birth control, women priests and the Vatican's recognition of Taiwan. Such information could be extremely valuable because, umm, ummm, I have no idea...Latex speculation? Getting a head start designing The Little Black Vestment**? Fleeing an impending Red Chinese invasion?....I'm really not sure, but apparently people want to know these things.



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