Wednesday, March 16, 2005

Pope FAQ - More on the UN

Question: If the Vatican is in the UN, does it contribute to troops any peace-keeping missions?

Answer: Umm, yeah, they guard the border between Rome and Vatican City, a military hot spot for decades.

Question: Do they wear those blue helmets then?

Answer: Depends on the time of year, during Advent and Lent they where purple.

Question: Do they carry guns?

Answer: Well, the book of Hebrews tells us "the word of God is quick and powerful, and sharper than any twoedged sword", but, you know, an uzi can be handy in a pinch.

1 Comments:

Blogger BertramWooster said...

No, it would become the Holy above average hearing and other senses as a result of the lose of sight.

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