Pope FAQ - Other Job
Question: What do you think the Pope would do for a living if he wasn't Pope?
Answer: He'd be a roadie for the Rolling Stones.
Question: Wait a minute, the Pope is like 84, how could he be a roadie?
Answer: Well, Mick Jagger is 112 so---
Question: Hold on, I thought Mike Jagger was like 60.
Answer: Look, why are you asking me questions if you think you know all the answers already?
Question: Jeez, sorry, I didn't mean to upset you, I just didn't think---
Answer: No, you didn't think, did you.
Question: There's no need to get snippy.
Answer: Listen mister, as long as you're asking questions on my blog you'll live by my rules!
Question: Oh yeah, well maybe I don't want to ask questions here any more!
Answer: Fine by me, but how are you gonna pay rent, pay for food, pay for dental work if you're not asking question here?
Question: I'll get a job, then I show you.
Answer: Oh yeah, what kind of job are you going to get? You don't even have a high school diploma.
Question: I'll, I'll be a roadie...for the Rolling Stones
Answer: Well, I guess you lucky old JP II decided to become Pope, then, huh, jerk.
Answer: He'd be a roadie for the Rolling Stones.
Question: Wait a minute, the Pope is like 84, how could he be a roadie?
Answer: Well, Mick Jagger is 112 so---
Question: Hold on, I thought Mike Jagger was like 60.
Answer: Look, why are you asking me questions if you think you know all the answers already?
Question: Jeez, sorry, I didn't mean to upset you, I just didn't think---
Answer: No, you didn't think, did you.
Question: There's no need to get snippy.
Answer: Listen mister, as long as you're asking questions on my blog you'll live by my rules!
Question: Oh yeah, well maybe I don't want to ask questions here any more!
Answer: Fine by me, but how are you gonna pay rent, pay for food, pay for dental work if you're not asking question here?
Question: I'll get a job, then I show you.
Answer: Oh yeah, what kind of job are you going to get? You don't even have a high school diploma.
Question: I'll, I'll be a roadie...for the Rolling Stones
Answer: Well, I guess you lucky old JP II decided to become Pope, then, huh, jerk.
posted by BertramWooster at 4:29 PM
6 Comments:
Would he hang out with Vaclav Havel?
I can only assume Vaclav gets back-stage passes when the stones are in Prague, so yes.
And Jeff Spicoli, too?
The Pope doesn't hang with Spicoli as much as you'd think...the Pope don't surf
The Pope doesn't hang with Spicoli as much as you'd think...the Pope don't surf
True, and he also can do some cool tricks on a razor scooter
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