Pope Alert - Declaration of War

Yesterday "Pope Benedict Vow[ed] New Battle for Souls".

Elect aGerman Pope everyone said, they are very organized; elected a Teutonic Pontiff they said, they make great cars; elect a Prussian Vicar of Christ they said, I'm sure they got all that belligerence out of their system 50 years ago...Well, we elected a German and in less than a week we're at war, I hope you all are happy.