If Abe Lincoln had been more like Jesus

(gunshot)
John Wilkes Booth: "Sic semper tyrannis!!!"
Audience Member: "Oh my God! He's shot the president! The president is dead!!!!!"
Audience Member 2: "Oh no!! The president is dead!!"
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Abe Lincoln (jumping to his feet): "It's alright everybody! I'm OK!"